Colors…
LoL…
SINGLE or NOT.. Put this as your status and see what you get in your inbox don’t be shy.. Black: I want a relationship with you. Green: I’m falling for you. Purple: I miss you. Orange: I actually really like you. Red: I love you. Gray: We need to speak more often. Silver: I used to like you. Gold: I want a one night stand.
I will never not find this hilarious.
YES BEST GIFSET
well
…what?
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
This is a perfect example of how LGBT people are equal to any heterosexual.
Homophobes like to assume that all LGBT people are bad people. As this story shows, they’re human. Some of them are bad (like the rapist), and some are good (like the drag queens), just as with heterosexuals.
People should stop thinking that just because someone has a certain sexual orientation or gender confusion, they’re bad people.
(Source: b-random)
How News Really Works
Via.
Colbert Report: Nation…. everyone knows I love soda more than anyone
Daily Show:…….. Why the hell didnt he just grab a beer?
Scotty doesn’t know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn’t go,
Still shes on her knees, and…
Scotty doens’t know, oh.
Scotty doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!
Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I’m not stopping.
Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
DON’T TELL SCOTTY!
I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While I’m right behind you thrusting.
Fionna’s got him on the phone,
and she’s trying not to moan.
It’s a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!
How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.(Source)
awwww poor purple arrow
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